Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

A Poor Couple lived in a Small Village in India.

They had only 1 Son.

They gave him the Best Education.

Son Graduated as an Engineer in the nearby City

Eventually He got Married to a Rich Girl.

Initially, They Lived with His Parents in the Village.

Soon the Wife got Tired of Village Life & Persuaded Her Husband to Move to the City Leaving His Old Parents in the Village.

As Time went,the Husband saw an Ad in the Newspaper about a
Job Vacancy in U.S

He was Successful & Lived in U.S for 20 Years with His Wife.

Regularly, He used to Send Money to His Parents

Eventually with Time, He Stopped & Forgot about His Parents whether
They ever Existed.

Every Day He Pray & Immediately after each Prayer He used to see Someone telling Him
in a Dream that his Prayer is not Accepted.

One Day, He Related this Story to a 'Pious Aalim' who Advised Him to go Back to India to Visit His Parents.

The Man Flew to India & Reached the Boundary of His Village.

Everything was Changed over there.

He could not Find His House.

So He asked to the Head of the Village about the Whereabouts of His Parents.

The Head of the Village directed Him to a House & said: "In this House, Lives an Old Blind Lady who Lost Her Husband a Few Months Ago. She has a Son who Migrated to
US 20 Years back & Never came Back again. What an Unfortunate Man."

Son enters that Home &
Finds His Mother on the Bed.

He Tip-Toed as He did not want to Wake Her up.

He hears His Mother Whispering or Mumbling Something.

He gets Closer to Hear His Mothers Voice.

This is what His Mother was Saying:

AAB KI BAAR MODI SARKAR....

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Srilanka won world cup in 1996
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Congress lost election in 1996.
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Shrilanka won world cup in 2014.
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Abki bar modi sarkar

Girlfrnd :- Janu, Dekha hai pehli barr......
Sajan ki ankho me pyar......
Boyfrnd :- janu, bhad me jaye tera pyar....
Ab ki barr modi sarkar 

Bohot ho gayi flirting.....
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Ab karenge sacha pyarrrr
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Kyuki abki baar modi sarkar

Sasural jayegi simar iss  barr kyuki abki baar........

Old slogan : dudh mangoge to khir denge or kashmir maangoge to chir denge,

New slogan : na dudh denge na khir denge agar kashmir manga to sala laahor bhi chhin lenge

Ab ki baar Modi sarkaar

Lo ho gayi india ki haar.. Iske liye Yuvi hai jimmedar.. But don't worry aab ki baar modi sarkar 

A Boy went to a Girl's house to pick her up ...

He wanted to propose her ... but not the usual way with a Rose ... so he picked up a nice Lotus flower from a nearby Lake ...

He rang the door bell & was kneeling down ... but, the door was opened by girls Mom.

Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was ...

Aunty iss baar BJP ko hee vote Dena ...
Abki baar, Modi Sarkaar !

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Baki parties ka dalo achar
Ab ki baar.....
Modi sarkar

1USD = 60 INR, Ab ki bar modi sarkar 

SET-MAX
PAR
BAAR-BAAR
"SURYAWANSHAM" DIKHANE
WALO...
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...JANTA
MAAF
NAHI KAREGI...!!
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=ABKI BAAR-MODI SARKAR=

New one...
T20 world cup me chali Virat ki Aandhi...
South Africa se bhi bura haarega Rahul ...........

Kyu ki abki baar modi sarkar

आखिर आज उसने कह ही दिया "मै
नहीं करती तुजसे प्यार"
तो हमने भी अकड़े के जवाब दे दिया "भाड़ में
गया तेरा प्यार "
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अबकी बार मोदी सरकार ।।

Kholi ki maar..
Africa ki haar..

Ab ki bar MoDi sarkar..
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